METAMORPHOSIS™ | BOOT REMOVER

EMBRACE THE ABSURD
One morning, you wake up to discover that… your boots refuse to come off. Fear not, for METAMORPHOSIS™ is here to help—embracing its fate as a giant beetle so that you don’t have to. Inspired by Kafka’s delightfully unsettling tale of transformation, this cast-iron creature lies in wait beneath your heel, eager to help you shed your shoes… and the crushing weight of existence!

An original conversation piece? Absolutely.
A subtle nod to literary despair? Oh, certainly.
A practical household tool? Surprisingly… yes.

BUILT TO LAST
Hand-forged from solid cast iron, this beetle will neither shirk its duty nor the oppressive reminder that life is meaningless and boots are heavy. Its rough ridges grip your heel as you pull, freeing your foot while the beetle silently wonders if it was once human.

Available in antique bronze and aged iron brown—perfect for both gothic manors and homes that scream, “I’m smiling through the pain.”

A PECULIAR AND ARTISTIC HOME PIECE
Is it art? A boot jack? A symbol of inevitable doom?
Yes.
Display it proudly by your door and watch guests take a cautious step back.
They might chuckle, they might question your sanity—but they’ll remember it.

SPECIFICATIONS:

Material: Cast iron (sturdy enough to withstand your shoe-related rage)

Dimensions: Large enough to be mistaken for something alive
(217 mm long — about 21 cm of pure nightmare fuel)

Variants:
✔ Antique Bronze
✔ Aged Iron Brown

Function: Removes boots. Raises eyebrows. Evokes existential dread.